Random Survey. Rar.
Name: Jeff.
Nickname: Verb. Mongoose. Bonsai. Otra. Story. Leggy.
Birthday: 8/16
Birthplace: Someplace in Illinois. How should I remember? It's not like I wrote it down at the time. ;)
Hometown: Chicago
Living Now: Chicago. I'm a homebody.
=Now=
Current mood: Aardvark.
Current music: Freezepop - Shark Attack
Current taste: Coca Cola.
Current hair: Needing a trim, yup.
Current clothes: Flannel lined cargo pants and my 'Got Root?' hoodie.
Current annoyance: Badly implemented custom SOAP servers.
Current smell: Turkey-bacon sandwich with guacamole.
Current thing I ought to be doing: Saving the world
Current windows open: Email Inbox, UltraEdit text editor, IMs with blaster151, humblepen7, gundi, and calicoskies, ProxyTrace, Visual Studio.Net, Mozilla...
Current desktop picture: http://www.predicate.org/random/rose.jpg
Current favorite band: Jane Jensen
Current book: Patterns of Enterprise Application Architecture
Current cds in stereo: Jane Jensen - Comic Book Whore, U2 - War, Miss Kittin & Hacker,
Current crush: Orange Crush.
Current favorite celeb: Vin Diesel. If only he could find a movie with an actual script...
Current hate: Oracle 9i, and double standards. Except for my double standards, they're OK.
Current job: Contract software developer.
=The last time=
Last book you read: Terribly bad schlock sci-fi. My soul hurts at the memory.
Last movie you saw: Old School. I want my 104 minutes back.
Last thing you had to drink: A can of Coke.
Last time you showered: This morning.
Last thing you ate: A pickle. Yum!
Last person you talked to on the phone: A Microsoft Level 2 Service Rep named Rajiiv.
=Do I=
Do drugs?: Only if Mt. Dew counts.
Have sex?: I do in fact have a sex. I am male.
Give oral sex?: I have it lying around, but I still haven't wrapped it and put the card on it yet.
Receive oral sex?: These questions make it sound like something from Halmark. Is there a new holiday I haven't heard about?
Have a dream that keeps coming back? Yep.
Play an instrument? Sadly, no.
Believe there is life on other planets? It's certainly possible, but I haven't seen evidence one way or another.
Remember your first love?: Yes.
Still love him/her?: In the sense that I still care for her and hope the best for her, yes.
Read the newspaper?: Online, yes.
Have any gay or lesbian friends?: Who doesn't?
Believe in miracles? Yes.
Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever? Yep. It's not easy, but nothing worthwhile is.
Consider yourself tolerant of others? Pretty much.
Consider love a mistake? I'm shot through the heart, and you're to blame. Baby, you gave love a bad name.
Have a favorite candy?: Jelly Belly Beans, yo.
Believe in astrology?: Nope.
Believe in magic?: Depends on your definition. Do I believe in the supernatural? Yes. Do I believe that it is something we can safely manipulate to accomplish our goals? No.
Believe in god?: Yep.
Have any pets: Only the rubber duckies.
Do well in school?: Passably.
Go to or plan to go to college: It's on my to-do list.
Wear hats?: It's been known to happen on occasion. There was the infamous Year Of The Courdoroy Driving Cap.
Have any piercings?: Nope.
Have any tattoos?: Nope.
Hate yourself?: Only certain parts.
Have an obsession?: But of course.
Have a secret crush?: Yep.
Do they know yet?: Who knows? They're crafty that way.
Collect anything?: Ducks? Tiny N-scale robots? Puns?
Have a best friend?: I have a number of them. I'm not sure I like the exclusivity of 'best.'
Close friends?: Yes.
Wish on stars?: Nope.
Like your handwriting?: It's okay. Block printing suits me.
Care about looks?: I think everyone does to some extent -- we all notice aesthetics. Tastes differe though, and the extent to which we let that one element affect our opinion of someone differs.
=Love life=
First crush: Amanda Kladis, in kindergarten.
Single or attached?: I'm so single I'm an irrational number.
Ever been in love?: Yes.
Do you believe in love at first sight?: No. I believe in interest at first site -- love comes with time.
Do you believe in "the one?": I believe The One is the person you choose to grow with for the rest of your life. You make someone Your One, rather than discovering them by chance.
Describe your ideal significant other: No Vestigal Gills.
=Juicy stuff=
Have you ever played a game that required removal of clothing?: Does 'Extreme Sledding' count?
Have you ever been intoxicated?: Nope.
Favorite place to be kissed? North America, although Prague sounds nice.
Shy to make the first move?: Not shy, per se. Just neurotic and overly analytical.
=Are you a=
Wuss: Depends on the situation.
Druggy: Nope.
Daydreamer: Only when I'm feeling trapped.
Freak: Naturally.
Dork: I dance to Men Without Hats. You do the math.
Bitch/Asshole: I do my best to avoid it.
Brat: Nahhh.
Sarcastic: Yeah, but I'm trying to quit. I'm on the patch.
Goody-goody: According to some.
Angel: According to a few more.
Devil: According to a select few.
Shy: When I'm worried about what someoen thinks of me, yes.
Talkative: Too much so.
Adventurous: Under the right circumstances.
Joker: Noooo. Never!
Flirty: Depends on your definition. I'd probably say yes, but people never notice I'm flirting with them. ;)
=Word association=
Rock: Cleveland
Green: Nader
Wet: Wild
Cry: Muse
Peanut: Planters
Hay: Gabba Gabba
Cold: Fusion
Steamy: Beany
Fast: Racing Stripes
Freaky: Lip Gloss
Rain: Laugh
Bite: Lip
Suck: Lip
Blow: Dry
Hard: Ball
Describe your ideal
Describe your ideal significant other: No Vestigal Gills.
Whoa, this is a big change from your list of ten a few weeks ago!
I was just feeling cheeky
I was just feeling cheeky when I filled this one out, see. My list still stands. ;)
So this makes 11 items. Some
So this makes 11 items. Some people are born with gills, you know, just like some people are born with tails.
I would love to meet someone
I would love to meet someone like that.
you know all about my thing
you know all about my thing with kissing a boy I love on Charles Bridge....
with a tail, or with gills?
with a tail, or with gills? or both?
Oh, I'm not particularly
Oh, I'm not particularly picky, though I think gills would be cooler than a tail. Both would be AWESOME!
jeff. you're awesome. and
jeff.
you're awesome.
and maybe i'm guilty of shelling that adjective out a bit too often, but my friend, you rock harder than aerosmith could ever dream. you rule more than napolean. when i look up the word "bitchin'" in my slang dictionary, there's a picture of you, decked out in fubu gear. i'm not exactly sure where that picture was taken, and i have the strange suspicion that your face may be superimposed on top of nelly's body...
but nonetheless,
we think you're great.
we being myself and the unborn chicken voices in my head.
yes. us.
thank you.
that is all.
Name: Backburner Nickname:
Name: Backburner
Nickname: Backburner
Birthday: 10/20
Birthplace: out West
Hometown: out West
Living Now: Chicago
=Current=
mood: bored (who'da guessed?)
music: typing noise, track 1
taste: carmel corn
hair: getting cut tomorrow
clothes: purple shirt, stone pants
annoyance: long trips
smell: none
thing I ought to be doing: working
windows open: Email Inbox, IE, PuTTY, Notes
desktop picture: a dog
favorite band: none
book: In the Footsteps of Mr. Kurtz
cds in stereo: Stereo?
crush: #1 ... or maybe that hot Amish guy I saw at lunch
favorite celeb: anyone but Vin Diesel
hate: Oracle 9i RAC
job: something
=The last ...=
book you read: I don't read books, I skim them
movie you saw: Matrix: Reloaded
thing you had to drink: A bottle of Coke.
time you showered: This morning
thing you ate: a breath mint
person you talked to on the phone: the volunteer coordinator at a local museum
=Do I=
Do drugs?: Not illegal ones
Have sex?: yes
Give oral sex?: yes
Receive oral sex?: yes
Have a dream that keeps coming back? yes
Play an instrument? Yes, sadly.
Believe there is life on other planets? probably somewhere, but it ain't no UFO
Remember your first love?: Yes.
Still love him/her?: In the sense that I still care for her and hope the best for her, yes.
Read the newspaper?: yes
Have any gay or lesbian friends?: ummm ...
Believe in miracles? amazing coincidences, yes, miracles, no
Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever? yes
Consider yourself tolerant of others? except for people I can't tolerate
Consider love a mistake? only in the sense that not being a priest was a mistake
Have a favorite candy? I like sour candies and chocolates
-=Believe ...=-
in astrology? No
in magic?: no. illusions, yes.
in god?: no
Have any pets: kitties
Do well in school?: define "well" ... I did graduate
Go to or plan to go to college: yes
Wear hats? sometimes - they make my head itch
Have any piercings?: No
Have any tattoos?: No - scared of Hep-C and permanance
Hate yourself?: only when I feel trapped
Have an obsession? like to dominate the world?
Have a secret crush? secret?
Do they know yet? they?
Collect anything? "treasures" from #1
Have a best friend? dunno - people aren't to be trusted easily
Close friends? Yes
Wish on stars? No
Like your handwriting? sure, I type everything, though
Care about looks? only to the extent that I like to wear orange and avoid the snot-nose look
=Love life=
First crush: jeez, do you think I can remember that after all I've been through?
Single or attached? attached
Ever been in love? Yes
Do you believe in love at first sight? No. I believe in interest at first site -- love comes with time.
Do you believe in "the one?" I believe The One is the person you choose to grow with for the rest of your life. You make someone Your One, rather than discovering them by chance.
Describe your ideal significant other: rich beyond my wildest dreams, kind, longsuffering, drop-dead georgeous, intelligent, honest, faithful, loves to cook and entertain, likes to travel, likes cats, can pair wine, has a better memory than me. But I'm not really stuck on any of those except loves to cook, faithful, honest, intelligent, kind and likes cats.
=Juicy stuff=
Played a game that required removal of clothing? no
Been intoxicated? yes
Favorite place to be kissed? behind the ear
Shy to make the first move? yes, usually, but not always
=Are you a=
Wuss: I have a steel will, but dislike anything requiring me to make quick decisions (like a mugging might, for example)
Druggy: No
Daydreamer: often, but not always
Freak: naturally ... it's the only rational response to this world
Dork: I dance with my cats - my best move looks like the Dancing Baby
Bitch/Asshole: can be
Brat: not often
Sarcastic: can be, but not usually, at the core, I'm an optomist
Goody-goody: Book/Cover
Angel: fewer than there used to be
Devil: more than there used to be
Shy: when I meet new people
Talkative: not usually
Adventurous: if the occasion calls for it
Joker: ocassionally
Flirty: no
=Word association=
Rock: Hudson
Green: Acres
Wet: Rain
Cry: Baby bird
Peanut: Baseball
Hay: Fever
Cold: Stainless steel
Steamy: tropical sex
Fast: Ferris Bueler's Day Off
Freaky: split tongue
Rain: Oregon
Bite: Dracula
Suck: Dick
Blow: Job
Hard: Candy
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