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1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet / Street you live on):
Jesus Green

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food / Grandfather's first name):
Cracker Philip

3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left / Favorite restaurant):
Status Roma

4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice / Last Foreign Vacation Spot):
Terragon Havana

5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname / Town Where You First Partied):
Kumquat Chicago

6. "FLY Boy" ALIAS (a la J. Lo): (First Initial / First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name):
J. Eat

7. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight / Any Liquid in Your Kitchen):
Jellybean Milk

8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal / Where You Went to High School):
Mongoose Home

9. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate / Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink)
Oreo Absolut

10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name / Street Where You First Lived):
Christopher Daystar

11. ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy / Last Name Of Favorite Musician):
Jelly Belly Good

1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name

1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet / Street you live on):
Cody Shaw

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food / Grandfather's first name):
Chex Jesse

3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left / Favorite restaurant):
Harmony Loring

4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice / Last Foreign Vacation Spot):
Saffron Ashland

5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname / Town Where You First Partied AND ENJOYED IT):
Kitty Anna New Brighton

6. "FLY Girl" ALIAS (a la J. Lo): (First Initial / First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name):
C Cra (?)

7. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight / Any Liquid in Your Kitchen):
Coke Water

8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal / Where You Went to High School):
Kitten Waubonsee

9. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate / Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink)
Fries Medori

10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name / Street Where You First Lived):
Anna Daystar

11. ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy / Last Name Of Favorite Musician):
Oreo Pond

Jesus Green is a place in

Jesus Green is a place in Cambridge.

#9 sounds really tasty!!

#9 sounds really tasty!!

1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name

1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet / Street you live on):
Cookie St. John Drive

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food / Grandfather's first name):
pudding walter

3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left / Favorite restaurant):
natural flat top grill

4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice / Last Foreign Vacation Spot):
cinnamon canada

5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname / Town Where You First Partied):
kukamunga chicago

6. "FLY Boy" ALIAS (a la J. Lo): (First Initial / First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name):
M. kar

7. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight / Any Liquid in Your Kitchen):
bananas ajax

8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal / Where You Went to High School):
hamster lourdes

9. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate / Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink)
chocolate chip cookies baileys irish creme

10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name / Street Where You First Lived):
Jeanette springfield

11. ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy / Last Name Of Favorite Musician):
rum truffles gordon

ur tasty ;p

ur tasty ;p

Your first pet's name was

Your first pet's name was Jesus??

Yup. Jesus was a goldfish. It

Yup. Jesus was a goldfish.

It makes for a pretty swanky pornstar name, neh?

Oh -- and I got your voicemail about the ketchup protest. ;) Kerry's wife is Teresa Heinz, and there's been a mild spate of wingnut nastiness about condiment choices. Sort of like a 'Boycott Texas 'cause we don't like George Bush' campaign.

HEY! I refuse to have any

HEY!
I refuse to have any Heinz products in my house!
No matter how good the ketchup is. Damnit.
Thank God for W Ketchup!

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