Senseless Memes
1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet / Street you live on):
Jesus Green
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food / Grandfather's first name):
Cracker Philip
3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left / Favorite restaurant):
Status Roma
4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice / Last Foreign Vacation Spot):
Terragon Havana
5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname / Town Where You First Partied):
Kumquat Chicago
6. "FLY Boy" ALIAS (a la J. Lo): (First Initial / First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name):
J. Eat
7. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight / Any Liquid in Your Kitchen):
Jellybean Milk
8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal / Where You Went to High School):
Mongoose Home
9. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate / Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink)
Oreo Absolut
10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name / Street Where You First Lived):
Christopher Daystar
11. ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy / Last Name Of Favorite Musician):
Jelly Belly Good




1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name
1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet / Street you live on):
Cody Shaw
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food / Grandfather's first name):
Chex Jesse
3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left / Favorite restaurant):
Harmony Loring
4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice / Last Foreign Vacation Spot):
Saffron Ashland
5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname / Town Where You First Partied AND ENJOYED IT):
Kitty Anna New Brighton
6. "FLY Girl" ALIAS (a la J. Lo): (First Initial / First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name):
C Cra (?)
7. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight / Any Liquid in Your Kitchen):
Coke Water
8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal / Where You Went to High School):
Kitten Waubonsee
9. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate / Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink)
Fries Medori
10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name / Street Where You First Lived):
Anna Daystar
11. ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy / Last Name Of Favorite Musician):
Oreo Pond
Jesus Green is a place in
Jesus Green is a place in Cambridge.
#9 sounds really tasty!!
#9 sounds really tasty!!
1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name
1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet / Street you live on):
Cookie St. John Drive
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food / Grandfather's first name):
pudding walter
3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left / Favorite restaurant):
natural flat top grill
4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice / Last Foreign Vacation Spot):
cinnamon canada
5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname / Town Where You First Partied):
kukamunga chicago
6. "FLY Boy" ALIAS (a la J. Lo): (First Initial / First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name):
M. kar
7. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight / Any Liquid in Your Kitchen):
bananas ajax
8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal / Where You Went to High School):
hamster lourdes
9. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate / Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink)
chocolate chip cookies baileys irish creme
10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name / Street Where You First Lived):
Jeanette springfield
11. ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy / Last Name Of Favorite Musician):
rum truffles gordon
ur tasty ;p
ur tasty ;p
Your first pet's name was
Your first pet's name was Jesus??
Yup. Jesus was a goldfish. It
Yup. Jesus was a goldfish.
It makes for a pretty swanky pornstar name, neh?
Oh -- and I got your voicemail about the ketchup protest. ;) Kerry's wife is Teresa Heinz, and there's been a mild spate of wingnut nastiness about condiment choices. Sort of like a 'Boycott Texas 'cause we don't like George Bush' campaign.
HEY! I refuse to have any
HEY!
I refuse to have any Heinz products in my house!
No matter how good the ketchup is. Damnit.
Thank God for W Ketchup!
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