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So we're fortunate enough to be working with Oracle at work this week. Oracle, for those not in the know, is a database system created with the sole intent of demoralizing its users and funding the construction of second homes for 'Oracle Consultants.'

During the installation process -- the installation, mind you -- I encountered the following error. Clearly, it is a model of brevity and simplicity.

Verily...

Submitted by ineedanewex@livejournal.com (not verified) on August 11, 2005 - 5:22pm.

Oracle is not your bitch, sad to say.

As a sidenote, I liked the help on your login page. I always wondered what underlying codebase you were.

"This capability is called distributed authentication, and is unique to Drupal, the software which powers jeff eaton."

Gatorade, eat your heart out.

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