Matt Hartley: the Jackie Harvey of the tech industry

Posted 2 years ago

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...It's time for a change. I propose that Microsoft resurrect their old OS/2 spirit and this time, use BSD as its base. Thanks to the flexible BSD licensing, Microsoft could build itself a base free of blue screens and recapture power users who have moved on from Windows completely.

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It broke my heart twice over to see Paris Hilton forced to return to jail for driving drunk and jeopardizing the lives of others. She had so much promise and talent at being a celebrity, and she won't get to use any of it in jail. That's not fair to either her or her fans. Can she just be really sorry and promise not to do it again instead?

I dare you to tell which one is real without clicking through.

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